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I beat the Sh*t out of little Pissants like you planking wa**nkers
You can talk the talk but you can’t plank the plan
The ‘original W**k-Plankers’ doing it in ‘Suburbia’…’I threw away my skateboard, got a Commodore, by jingo…I’m sittin’ in it right about now…with an exhaust pipe in the window!’ *Honk if you like Fred Durst!*
Dear haters. Step up your sh*t. -_-
I wonder if plankers have a hobbie besides lying straight…..get a day job fockers
ONCE A PLANKER ALWAYS A WANKER
Hey Why does everyone think this came from australia…?
The Awkward Moment When You Catch Your Mom Planking Your Dad =|
If you catch someone planking, do them a favour and hit them with a real plank. That will surely knock some sense into them. We don’t need anyone else dead or in a coma.
planked upside down in a pool today. :L
planking has become famous in like a night. wtf.
F**k planking is for f**k wits with a low IQ
I’d DTP her
You f**king f**gots get a life you F**king nerds
Baby we were born to plank
Haters gonna hate, plankers gonna plank
We plank all day, and we plank all night