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I beat the Sh*t out of little Pissants like you planking wa**nkers

You can talk the talk but you can’t plank the plan

The ‘original W**k-Plankers’ doing it in ‘Suburbia’…’I threw away my skateboard, got a Commodore, by jingo…I’m sittin’ in it right about now…with an exhaust pipe in the window!’ *Honk if you like Fred Durst!*

Dear haters. Step up your sh*t. -_-

I wonder if plankers have a hobbie besides lying straight…..get a day job fockers

ONCE A PLANKER ALWAYS A WANKER

Hey Why does everyone think this came from australia…?

The Awkward Moment When You Catch Your Mom Planking Your Dad =|

If you catch someone planking, do them a favour and hit them with a real plank. That will surely knock some sense into them. We don’t need anyone else dead or in a coma.

planked upside down in a pool today. :L

planking has become famous in like a night. wtf.

F**k planking is for f**k wits with a low IQ

I’d DTP her

You f**king f**gots get a life you F**king nerds

Baby we were born to plank

Haters gonna hate, plankers gonna plank

We plank all day, and we plank all night